Do you ever wonder if this is what people are really thinking when they say stuff? I have. Here's my thoughts on people's real thoughts sometimes.
What they say: "Don't worry. Everything will work out."
What they're thinking: "Man I'm glad I'm not in her shoes right now."
What they say: "Just do your best and you'll be fine."
What they're thinking: "Only a real idiot could screw this up."
What a they says: "This might hurt just a little."
What they're thinking: "[Evil cackle]"
What they say: "Oh really? Tell me more!"
What they're thinking: "This idiot can't read body language. I'm bored out of my mind."
What they say: "That color looks great on you!"
What they're thinking: "I hope I make this sale; I'll hit my commission goal."
What they say: "There are several closures on the underground this weekend."
What they're thinking: "Good luck chumps on getting anywhere you want to go on Saturday or Sunday."
What they say: Oh, I'm sorry to hear that (sympathetic look).
ReplyDeleteWhat they're thinking: I have no idea what the hell she just said.