going shopping and realizing that the shirt you're wearing (which you bought a few weeks ago) is still on the racks, meaning you pass by the shirt in the store, while wearing it?
I'll tell you what's sadder than that: about 30 minutes after that embarrassing situation a lady sits next to you with her lunch and she's also wearing the same shirt as you (and the one in the store), only she looks better in it than you....and she's about 50 years older than you. Yea. That's sadder.
By the way. This was totally hypothetical...........
Reminds me of when I was about 13 and I showed up at church wearing the same dress as a much older and slightly overweight woman. A very distinctive floral dress. So embarrassing. And trust me, it's hard to hide in the chapel.
ReplyDeleteOr how about my first day of school sophomore year when I showed up to history class wearing the same thing (pretty much) as my (male) history teacher. Thanks to the genius who pointed that out for me, I never wore that again.
But you wouldn't understand, given that your situations were totally hypothetical.
Jim was seriously confused by this post. He brought it up in his "serious talk" tone several times. He doesn't get it.
ReplyDeleteI hate it when older women are hotter than me. I'm supposed to be in my prime lady! Back off! You've had your turn...
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